watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014

minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious October 5, 2016

Eyefully watching

Watching someone in a creepy and sneaky way.

Stop eyefully watching me!

by prpPRP February 18, 2017

Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.

The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.

by Longee October 6, 2016

Farching

Speaking out from both ends.

“I had a burrito for lunch, I’ll be farching my way to c it y hall.”
“Is that teargas?” “No I’m just farching.”

by Pickle dick724 July 3, 2020

willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012