forest fic

A clearly example of what hell is made of.
If you say this in front of someone really sensitive they might cry, be careful.

1:"Have you read the forest fic?"
2:"..."
1:"hey sORRY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!"

by LaRaraDeSara November 30, 2016

testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

by The world is grim June 2, 2017

Forest Fire

The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.

Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.

Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.

by Eugene Horney September 10, 2010

green forest

ass-fuckville. pity the fool who lives here. place where idiots go when eureka is full.

That fag over there must like it up the ass because he lives in Green Forest

by Peach October 16, 2003

dick forest

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006

urban forest

an oxymoron.

While "urban" refers to a densely developed area, the very definition of "forest" refers to an area that is undeveloped.

While Wikipedia describes the Jefferson Memorial Forest as "the largest urban forest in the United States" it should be worth mentioning that the area it covers is surrounded by open country (mostly hilly).

by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 11, 2006