Flake & Bake

Smoking marijuana during a snowstorm

Bro, were getting 12 inches tonight, come over and lets flake & bake.

by TURTSQIK February 25, 2010

J flaked

A rapper who recycles his rap lines

I got a sick vendeta/to get this cheddah/ im a savage i damage....yo you j flaked that from 50 cent

by Dj Fino October 6, 2006

Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl

My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake

by Veronica skye July 18, 2019

Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.

1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.

by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015

Frosted flake

A person that makes plans with you then they alway bail last minute but they sugar coat their excuse so you forget how flakey they are so you keep making plans with them.

Susan: “Tina isn’t texting me back. She’s supposed to come over soon”

Elena: “you know she isn’t coming she always flakes “

Susan: “what do you mean she said she was coming why would she...... omg. I forgot. She is a frosted flake........ ughhhhh that bitch she always does this to me”

by EllaElla October 29, 2017