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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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FIG

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!
by Jimbalaya69 July 4, 2021
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Fig

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.
I am so proud to have Fig as my child. I don’t know what I could have done without them.
by N1N3 February 3, 2022
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fig

Mandy: What am I supposed to do with these?
Daryl: I dunno. Fig it out yourself.
by kzer_168 June 24, 2016
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Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color
dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig
by Buddyupsystem August 26, 2018
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Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool
Thomas Is such an Average Fig
by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016
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