The Flying Fernando

To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.

Julio gave Guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, "Ijole que la chingada!"

by raulbone December 18, 2008

Fernando

A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

You're such a Fernando

by HUISLIFE April 5, 2015

romesh fernando

A Nice Canadian who tends to be a bit Too sensitive at times. Great friend and is someone anyone can count on.

Who is that guy? Oh, his name is Romesh Fernando a great guy.

by CrazziDude August 19, 2014

Dirty Fernandez

To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.

My teacher dirty Fernandez 'd me!!

by Freddo March 8, 2017

jordan fernandez

A pussy who brings snacks to school every day and calls them drugs he thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him

Fuck Jordan Fernandez

by Trebtinse April 19, 2018

Chillin with Fernando Day

Chillin with Fernando Day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every April 29th. Everyone has had a coworker they can't stand, and can't wait for them to get shit-canned or quit. Eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! April 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. It is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.

Tomorrow is Chillin with Fernando Day! It's time for a kegger. Remember when _____ did that at work? What a jerk. We couldn't stand that ahole. Thank god he is gone.

by beastoid October 1, 2012

Fernandina Beach

a tourist attraction where people drink a lot and do drugs.
a place with a lot of hillbillies who say "y'all" and rich people with inherited money.

look at those druggies!!! we must be in Fernandina Beach!!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011