Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

Caspian Ferdosali

A person named Caspian Ferdosali means a person who is obsessed with taking selfies in the restroom. Very innocent person who always says things with double meanings while at work. Tends to love ostriches and terrorizing AAs around the work place. Oftentimes calls themselves "humble".

He has a collection of selfies around the workplace. That's Caspian Ferdosali for you. :)

by anonymous March 9, 2023

mr ferguson

tomato head from for Fortnite that like to shriek and tech English's and has a man bun and yells

mr Ferguson: Cloe Wilson if you don't do your work I will fuck your mum

Cloe Wilson: not if I do it first

by the god ofkids March 20, 2023

Jonathan Ferguson

The keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

Jonathan Ferguson is the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history

by reisei1 July 11, 2024

thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019