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Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019
Related Words

mellow feet 

When two people of any gender have some fun with there feet but afterwards ur suddenly mellow
"My 95 year old dads grandmothers pet cow caught me mellow feeting with my friends - so said moooooove outta the way so I can have some
mellow feet by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017

Five feet apart 

Cause they're not gay
"Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay"
Five feet apart by Asian Bishh April 22, 2019

smelly feet

If a boy has smelly feet, it's a serious problem. If a girl has smelly feet, it's a must. Boys don't like girls without this.
Kimberly Ng has smelly feet that all guys want to smell it.
smelly feet by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

6 feet under 

Another way to say you will be killed, 6 feet under is the depth of burying someone.
"Stop doing this or you will be 6 feet under!"

Hit Feet 

To "get the fuck", to run away from someone or something in a fast motion. To run Fast as hell.
"The boys (police) came outta nowhere so tashauna & myronda hit feet so they wouldnt catch a charge"
Hit Feet by @sam_soready September 15, 2011