feared the turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.

by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011

Feared wucker

When you can't say weird fucker when describing someone who is scary and wierd in front of mixed company.

"I saw Herbert talking to Stewie today."
"Doesn't he know that guy is a feared wucker?"
Don't you mean weird fucker."

by Whosit606 May 25, 2010

fear sweat

The perspiration that develops when you are scared, nervous or overwhelmed by a situation.

My body knew before my brain that there was gonna be trouble when the police pulled me over because I felt the fear sweat on my forehead. fear, scared, nervous, anxious, feardew, frightened

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

Fear burp

When a woman gets so scared for her life she burps. The b-hole clenched so tight it forces all the air the other way.

Me: We crashed last night!
Friend: oh no! What happened?

Me: I almost hit a deer and my girlfriend fear burped so loud when I looked over to see what hell spawn was summoned in my car i ended up in ditch.
Friend: always beware the fear burp

by Uristacrat November 27, 2018

fear sex

Not as good as angry sex but slighlty better than regular sex

When the monster started killing people they decided to have fear sex

by DFuego September 24, 2018

Fear Panda

THE BEST FORTNITE PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND DIEING FROM LIGMA

I AM FEAR PANDA BEACUSE I AM A MINECRAFT GOD

by Fear Panda May 21, 2019

Fear turkey

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017