falamity

A family event resulting in a calamitous fashion

What a falamity! My husband became ill and lost his job.

by weddytinter January 10, 2011

flaming mimi

When you take a match out of a pack, you put the head of the match on the ignitor paper then with your pointer finger on the head you simutaniously light the head and flick the burning match at someone, usually a friend that just did something stupid.

Dont be an idiot jim or i will light your ass up with this flaming mimi.

by kaspergbc December 14, 2007

Flaming Pickle

When a remarkable event occurs by your own influence but no one else sees it.

You make an incredible basketball shot from the other side of the court behind your back (et cetera) but when you turn to your friends to say, "Holy shit! Did you see that!?" no one did. And so you shrug & sigh, "Flaming Pickle."

by Liz Y. January 13, 2009

flaming her can

To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.

"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"

by arw84 December 16, 2009

flamicken

a familiar animal that is a result from a love affair between a chicken and a flamingo. Many people have hoped for this match, it was only a matter of time.

Generally used as an insult.

"You are such a flamicken!"
Or "That boy has hair like a flamicken."

by Scarlet N. October 25, 2009

flamingoshit

Like "apeshit", or "batshit", except maybe not quite as crazy.

She's gonna go flamingoshit, when she finds out someone ate her pumpkin seeds.

by QueerMeRoar September 14, 2010

Flaming Quesadilla

When a woman's vagina is flaming, and resembles a cooking quesadilla. This is also when a Mexican consumes a quesadilla on fire, it usually results in death and ejaculation.

DAMN! I had this STD, and it gave me a flaming quesadilla!

Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011