Facesh

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

Facie

A term used by someone, usually a bit older ie Dolores Rhoads, who can't remember the term selfie.

Did you see that facie your daughter posted on instagram? It's so cute.

by Diviniti August 5, 2014

Facesurf

To go scan through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

Brandi uses Tinder to facesurf when she is bored.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facesurfing

The act of scanning through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

I use this app for facesurfing and never actually reply to my matches.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facessociate

Someone who is on your facebook friend list, but is more of an associate rather then a friend.

I know he's on my Facebook, but I don't really know him, he's a facessociate

by not possible January 10, 2017

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Faceshup'd

When a social media site deems content you recently posted as inappropriate and shuts the post down.

I cannot believe the administrator felt this post could be construed as offensive and shut me down. I was just faceshup'd!

by Motosaki410 May 16, 2019