fastest kid in the school

never stops bragging about how fast he is, his name is always dylan

look the fastest kid in the school got an 243 on the pacer test

by fastboy445 February 16, 2020

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farter mc carter

Another word for CEO OF BOMBEN INC.

OMG!!! IT'S FARTER MC CARTER HOLY CR##!

by FarterMcCarter May 10, 2020

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Farter The Funny

Silly autistic retard who has half the normal amounts of chromosomes. AKA Fat inbred fat toothless fat retard fat burger fat

Dylan Merfy is Farter the Funny!!!!

by I_love_Trey January 26, 2023

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smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

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A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

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