When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011
Get the Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)mug. Fuck off you fab
by ohohxabcbhcsbblhcubiaks January 28, 2022
Get the fabmug. by Poppypro March 15, 2019
Get the FABmug. A whimsical fabrication, aka when someone comes up with an overtly hyperbolic or disengueous statement that couldn't possibly be true.
"Ya bro last night I easily had 20 drinks at that bar and also got at least 3 girls numbers."
- No way man that's a whim fab forsure!
- No way man that's a whim fab forsure!
by Coballttt November 5, 2025
Get the whim fabmug. Paul: “Hey bro don’t you just love FAB’s.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
by FAB enthusiast July 14, 2020
Get the FABmug. 
