The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
by AstorR September 4, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
Get the Evanmug. The sexiest man alive. Doesn't really care for having a girlfriend but if he really wanted to, he would steal your bitch, and sleep with her the same night. He's also a really good friend, and can be very friendly but if a nigga talking shit, he's gonna take care of it. Overall, Evan is a really good person to be around but just stay on his good side.
by a nigga named evan June 4, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
by EvanHater$ April 24, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness
Evan
by Awsome guy 1234 July 31, 2017
Get the Evanmug.