Everton

1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.

1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"

2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS

by Jord Wilson October 17, 2008

Evertonian

Poisonous scouse basteads

An Evertonian

by champ April 8, 2003

Evertonian

Deluded.. believes his team will one day win something. Bitter and twisted. Often goes from blue to green when he sees his more successful neighbours, the famous Liverpool FC, collecting trophies.

eg he is a lifelong Evertonian. He is bitter and scowly.

by Five times April 19, 2006

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by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009

Everton

Everton is a soccor team, but it is a name used to describe a gay black person in Jamaica. I am Jamaican so i know the word. It is a Jamaican slang.

In America we call you a fruit cup, but in Jamaica we call you Everton. We saw you shacking your black batty on another man dick. You are an Everton

by Alien Weed May 30, 2018

Everton

Everton (also known as Evershite, Smallton) are a football club based in Liverpool. They are the small neighbors of the big club Liverpool FC who won 18 league titles and 5 European cups. Everton fans are too small to be hated. Therefore, Liverpool fans won't even bother about them.

Person 1: Hey, I think Everton are losing their game.
Person 2: Oh really? That is normal, small clubs lose their games.
Person 1: Yeah you're right, Everton are just too small to be winning.

evershite smallton

by EpicRawl April 7, 2015

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by footyplayer February 22, 2008