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observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task
It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.
by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010
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Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
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dictional engineer

one who invents words
By inventing the word "dictional engineer," I am a dictional engineer.
by slickmoose2241 April 26, 2015
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booty engineer

A guy so smooth it's like he engineers the booty.
Jeff so smooth, he a booty engineer.
by Katy M71 May 12, 2016
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softboi engineer

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a softboi engineer
by tres_brando May 13, 2022
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
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african-american engineer

The act of niggerrigging

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What a way to african-american engineer the car to drive itself Johnny
by Ryan Vasquez April 29, 2006
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