Skip to main content

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
mugGet the Elon Jobmug.

Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
mugGet the Elon Muskmug.

Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.
"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."
by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025
mugGet the Elon Muskmug.

Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!
Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
mugGet the Elon's Right Eyemug.

Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.
Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.
by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022
mugGet the Elon Musklesmug.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
mugGet the Elon Muskmug.

Share this definition