Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

egyptian sandgoggles

When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.

Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"

by Poshizz August 02, 2015

Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 20, 2023

Egyptian kiss

Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.

Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.

by UrMom817 May 21, 2023

Egyptian kiss

An Egyptian kiss is when someone grabs a woman’s upper pussy area

I was with my girlfriend last night and gave her an Egyptian kiss.

by Platypuse May 11, 2025

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021