Elmont

A Place ov many haitains and a small spanish community around the racetrack, and 1 african american(me). Everyone there got dough, it's not a ghetto, it's filled with the fakest thugs just because they live next door to queens. Anyone who lives in elmont who has a life knows to chill some where else cause that place is corny. The women never come on the block, so you never know where the cute gurls are unless you slipped up and went to an elmont school. I got here round junior high, went to school for bout 2 yrs here and went straight to SJP in queens for highschool

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by Nate Will September 19, 2006

Edmonton

very cool city, less sluts than calgary, but the "city of champions" thing is old and dumb. but a nice university, lots of scientific types, etc., and better clubs than calgary.

yo i'm going to see planet of the drums in edmonton this weekend, cause if i go to the one in calgary, i know i'll get in a fight with some dumbass drunk slut like i always do.

by teevee June 9, 2003

eamon

1.a skinny wannabe singer from staten island who can't sing and has explict lyrics abusing the female gender

yo yo yo, i'm eamon and i think i'm black.

by _ January 3, 2005

edmonds

Excellent; immensely lucky; an example of great skill or cunning; obvious attractiveness.

"That shot was proper edmonds, man."

"That sure was one edmonds night we had."

by LPK February 17, 2006

edmonton

A great city with a booming economy. It is not on top of Calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.
Calgary(AKA Mulletgary) is full of inbred homosexuals.

Oh, you're from Edmonton, you're straight. People from Calgary like taking it in the bum from their immediate family.

by jubutteea July 4, 2006

Edmonton

A large, sprawling, industrial cesspool located in central Alberta, that is home to about 1.1 million people. Edmonton is known for very few things, and is a relatively unremarkable city with the largest shopping mall in North America. Edmonton has the highest murder rate in Canada, because all of the inbred trash that works in the oil fields up north comes down to Edmonton to waste their money on whores, drugs and lap dances before shooting someone in the face. These people are usually white trash, natives or immigrants from Africa and India.

Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.

On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.

Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.

I just went to Edmonton, got shot, got frost bite and made 500,000 dollars from working at McDonalds.

by jeogruiewrf December 30, 2011

Edonit

A fat shit that can play fifa and warzone at anytime

Edonit needs to come of that console hes to fat

by wefhugsgff April 9, 2020