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The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
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Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.
Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.
by Earls vice president March 19, 2019
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Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality
Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.
by KayAngelic January 1, 2024
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The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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earl sweatshit

Very epic tiktoker very cool person he has half 1000 follower

his username comes from the rapper (earl sweatshirt)
billy: have you heard of earl sweatshit on tiktok

tommy: yeah he is an L bozo

billy: fuck you
by earl sweatshit March 14, 2022
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Earl daddy

by EarlisLIT July 4, 2018
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earl warren

The greatest Chief Justice in the history of the Supreme Court. Presided during the Civil Rights era of the 1960s and helped facilitate the rise of the liberal society of America today. He expanded protections for criminal defendants, strengthened voting rights, and of course engineered Brown v. Board. A true American hero.
Earl Warren is beloved by the left and hated by the right for his judicial philosophy.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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