by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".
Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".
Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.
by Fiesty draco March 2, 2023

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...
The angry Earl
The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

by Earls vice president March 19, 2019

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Earl is the coolest and nicest person ever. He makes people very happy he's good at basketball. He's very funny and ammazing in general. Being his friend will bring you happiness.
by i_is_me May 29, 2018
