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Black Market Ebay

The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?
"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."
by Av8tion February 21, 2007
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5 bucks on eBay

An expression used to describe something really cheap. It doesn't necessarily have to be 5 dollars or on eBay, but it generally means cheap.
Person 1: Check it out!
Person 2: Cool! Did it cost much?
Person 1: It was like, 5 bucks on eBay
by Tumblerocket May 3, 2017
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lost on ebay

To 'lose' something that doesn't belong to you on eBay, making a hefty profit in the process. Normally related to items that you borrowed from work previously.
Me: What happened to your work laptop?
Dave: It's lost on eBay. Like my new watch?
by Mr I didn't do it August 19, 2007
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Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.
Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018
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Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 6, 2010
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welcome.to.gay.ebay

The funniest person in the world as some may say but not me or am I kidding who knows they make tiktoks that at least decent 100% of the time
Oh? Is that welcome.to.gay.eBay are they drowning a lady bug in a cup again
by Im69inurdadrn July 20, 2021
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
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