The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Earl

A guy that is smart but very dumb and stays on the game all day.

Wow earl is not good

by Oofermobile April 14, 2019

unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.

Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.

by Earls vice president March 19, 2019

EARL

Evil guy who's always slightly better than you

we don't talk about Earl here

by Oneshotnoshot October 9, 2019

earl sundance

Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music

Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

earl campbell

A big thick veiny triumphant dick

“Wow!! Take a gander at that Earl Campbell!!”

by Beerfly March 12, 2018