mommy dyke

a very maternal lesbian.

a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.

Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke

by Thunda! October 1, 2007

mic dyke

A lesbian actress or singer, (one who attracts the attention of others).

"Did you hear that mic dyke sing? Damn she has a good voice. Too bad you have a penis or you could ask her out."

by Frances April 23, 2004

sike dyke

A straight girl who acts gay, not to be confused with a yikes dyke (a closeted lesbian).

"I asked her out, but it turns out she's just a sike dyke. Can't blame my gaydar for this one."

by Frances April 23, 2004

Dyke-Mike

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

by craftyashley May 18, 2006

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

Mr Dyke

He gives reading advice to year 11

Did you hear Mr Dyke gave reading advice to year 11?

by CatBuff June 2, 2020