The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.
by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008
Get the Designated Drunk Driver mug.1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.
2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
Get the kansas driver mug.refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window
dude1: hey man i took a trip to LA last weekend...
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!
by Chrissy12321 June 11, 2006
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Get the Driving Commando mug.Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.
To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)
by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010
Get the Driving a desk mug.The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.
Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
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