by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015
Get the douchebagmug. a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo
Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.
by CrownRoyalz January 10, 2011
Get the douchebagmug. An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor.
Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.
Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."
by Everybody's Homefry April 30, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.
by Brian Borba April 19, 2006
Get the Douchebagmug. A person who makes "Maurawich" sandwiches for their girlfriend after ticking her off; what a Douchebag.
by BettyBopperBoneHopper March 10, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug. A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.
by TheMaddestMage August 25, 2010
Get the douchebagmug. 