A really cool Fox Television series about a married couple coming in front of either Judge Mablean Ephriam, Judge Lynn Toler or Judge Faith Jenkins so that they could get advice on their marriage or get a divorce. It has aired on Television since 1999.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 12, 2021
Get the Divorce Court mug.1. When a statement or action expressed by an individual leads you to believe they've been through a traumatic divorce.
2. When an individual is over-compensating in a marriage to win the favor of their spouse, preventing divorce.
2. When an individual is over-compensating in a marriage to win the favor of their spouse, preventing divorce.
Man: *Slaps comedian who made a joke about his wife*
Man: "Keep my wife's name out of your fuc**ng mouth"
"Woah, that's some Divorce Court Energy.
"Congrats to Tina on her pregnancy! And so soon! 3 months Seperated and my son's getting a little brother! Goodbye Alimony!"
- "Yikes, that's some major Divorce Court Energy".
Man: "Keep my wife's name out of your fuc**ng mouth"
"Woah, that's some Divorce Court Energy.
"Congrats to Tina on her pregnancy! And so soon! 3 months Seperated and my son's getting a little brother! Goodbye Alimony!"
- "Yikes, that's some major Divorce Court Energy".
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Put bear traps around your bed while your wife's sleeping, thn call her for breakfast and wait for her to step out of bed.
by WhosGotTheDrugs August 3, 2009
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Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.
We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.
In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.
Other languages might claim this family status as:
Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German
Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.
We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.
In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.
Other languages might claim this family status as:
Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German
Are you single or married?
-I am non-divorced.
How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.
Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.
-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.
-I am non-divorced.
How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.
Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.
-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.
by Mickey_85 April 29, 2022
Get the Non-divorced mug.When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021
Get the Dead Dick Divorce mug.Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
by Firelovesugar100 March 20, 2011
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