National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

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Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

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Dick sucked

Deepthroating hardstroking facefucking
Knight stick spitting enjoying being a throat beast where ever when ever possible to the opposite sex this excludes trannies

Man I really wanna get my dick sucked right now

by anonymous December 21, 2019

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Dick suck december

The moth teens and adults get roudy
If u know what mean,sex they have sex

The month to be horny and fuck

Yo im so redy for dick suck december my girls vigina is going to be crusty and dusty by the end of the month

by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019

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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

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