Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.

Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.

by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010

Deja Poo

The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.

Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.

by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 16, 2008

Deja Moo

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

some one tells u they are coming and don't
u have heard this over and over
Friend said they would come over Deja moo

by gracieshy January 13, 2008

Deja bon

A good memory
A memory that is bon

On remembering a girl one once poked "I've got deja bon"

by Wiiill March 23, 2008

Deja Pooh

The need for a second pooh after taking an earth-shattering first pooh in the morning after a successful night.

"Christ Edna, I was all ready to get cosy in bed again and lo and behold, Deja Pooh!"

by Phaedrus T Wonderkid September 27, 2009

deja-vrooom

The experience of purchasing a new car and suddenly noticing other cars just like yours.

After Bob bought his Mustang, he experienced deja-vrooom as he began seeing other Mustangs everywhere he went.

by Oliver Hammond November 16, 2004

Deja Food

The taste you get in your mouth of your last meal promptly after you burp. Usually occurs after consuming something along the lines of hot wings or spaghetti.

I had terrible Deja Food after I tore up a couple dozen wings and kept choking on the taste of them for hours after when i'd burp.

by PackW0man June 6, 2012