Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs

by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017

Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

deez nuts

males balls

knock knock. whos there? Candice. Candice who? CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOU MOUTH

by jwdigod November 28, 2021

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022