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Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.
by KVDT17 July 29, 2021
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Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 21, 2021
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Darren

Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
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Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
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Darren Louis

He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...
Holy shit Darren Louis just killed that dude by flicking him!!!
by Havdbahbdbdbbf February 16, 2019
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Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%
-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot
by MammonsAss November 25, 2021
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