by Emmm Esssss eVintea for May 13, 2019
Get the Darren Linmug. by KVDT17 July 29, 2021
Get the Darren Spreadburymug. Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 21, 2021
Get the Darrenmug. Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
Get the Darrenmug. People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
Get the Darrenmug. He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...
by Havdbahbdbdbbf February 16, 2019
Get the Darren Louismug. by MammonsAss November 25, 2021
Get the Darrenmug.