Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 18, 2024

Baboon kool-aid drinker

Black people that only drink kool-aid

Bob: Aye yo Tyrone what you drinking
Tyrone:Some of that good Ole kool-aid
Bob: You always did like kool-aid you baboon kool-aid drinker

by Lycanace February 1, 2023

Mold Drinker

A Mold Drinker is someone that blends moldy bread into water and drinks it.

Tom: "Are you a Mold Drinker?"

John: "Shut the fuck up Tom you're high"

by Minecraft Player December 21, 2021

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

most valuable drinker

The best drinker of the group. The life of the party.

Dude he’s the mvd, it wouldn’t be a party without the most valuable drinker.

by anonymous August 12, 2021

Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.

Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"

by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023

Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016