1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucksyour such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuckin the game closet.