Urban Dicking

Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.

"Last night we we're urban dicking and we came across 'the gomez' so i lifted her up and slammed her down....GOMEZ!!"

by Miss Mel B December 27, 2007

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

dicking around

playin around, not bein serious

yo, stop dicking around and do ya job, ya lazy bum!

by da madd scientist October 30, 2003

Power Dicking

The act of injecting one's penis with steroids in order to give someone hot dickings full of roid rage.

Yesterday I used 5 needles in order to get ready for the power dicking session. Afterwards though, the bitch was found dead after i killed her due to roid rage.

by skulldark May 26, 2009

Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.

by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016

Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.

Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.

by Dmorg October 29, 2003