A horrible beast that once was a hot badass bitch, but someone fucked up and now shes out to destroy the world
i.e. Godzilla with a pussy
i.e. Godzilla with a pussy
by staggg February 09, 2015
SpongeBob: STUPID BIG ASS EYEBALL 😂😂😂
Patrick: SPONGEBOB DON'T, THAT'S QUIZNOS THE DESTROYER
Quiznos the Destroyer: I command you to have hot sex with Patrick
SpongeBob: oooouuu oh no Patrick, what is happening, I can't stop it
Patrick: he can't even control minds, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Patrick: SPONGEBOB DON'T, THAT'S QUIZNOS THE DESTROYER
Quiznos the Destroyer: I command you to have hot sex with Patrick
SpongeBob: oooouuu oh no Patrick, what is happening, I can't stop it
Patrick: he can't even control minds, what the fuck is wrong with you?
by helloeverybodymynameis May 24, 2024
Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.
The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action
by Bubba A July 26, 2021
Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 10, 2019
Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 07, 2023
by Thot Destroyer2000 September 27, 2017
Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021