RAT dealers

One who profiteers from the acquisition and redistribution of COVID-19 Rapid Antigen Tests.

Oi Cuz, I'm stressin' bout the RONA, know any RAT dealers? I wanna make sure I'm RONA free before I catch up with Nan.

by Benny'n'Bam January 6, 2022

dike dealer

Ash ash and ash

Can I see your feet? I’m a dike dealer

by Deseymoney February 13, 2023

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 28, 2019

Jest Dealer

An individual who you know next to nothing about but you frequently text them only to be supplied jokes, gaffs, memes, and other comedy related media.

I realized I hadn't ever had a real conversation with Jeremy, my jest dealer, but that I had only been turning to texting him to be shown an array of jokes that we could mutually appreciate

by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020

cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole

He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay

by It's ya boi jerome May 12, 2020

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019