Damien

Damien has a giant dick. He's used his penis in so many ways that my grandma was even murdered by it.

Damien is a grandma killer.

by AirStrikeOfc December 15, 2023

Damien

he breaks you that’s all that needs to be said-

Damien the breaker

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Damien

Asshole who will break your heart an ignore you ALL THE TIME!

You: Hey Damien wanna talk?
*leaves you on read*

by Katto_xoxo March 8, 2022

Damien

The one who tortures Suzy

Suzy if you see Damien. RUN!!

by inxsomnia June 27, 2020

Damien Wayne

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....

Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

Damien

Dick like a mushroom. All head no shaft. A huge beefy arse. Like out of proportion to the rest of him. Smells faintly of urine being masked by Old Spice. His breath smells like he brushes his teeth with dog turds. Collects tea spoons on his travels.

That guy is such a Damien.

by Wolfie74 January 20, 2022

Damien

A sad stalker who gaslights people into thinking he's being stalked because the snot nosed kid who's mother didn't care about him is still very much in the driver's seat with this one. He also has a "secret" speed addiction.

"did you hear Damien's being stalked?"
"Yeah but he says it happened at her house, weird"

by Finalgirl1 May 7, 2025