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diamond cutter

The hand signal Jay-Z used to promote his Roc-A-Fella Records and clothing dynasty. Originated from wrestler Diamond Dallas.
by Landen March 2, 2008
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Penis cutter

Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).

When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!

Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"

"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"

"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"

"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"

"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"

"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
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grass-cutter

A large rodent (rat) caught and raised for market sale in some African countries, mainly in the Northwestern ones {Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin etc.), used to prepare a variety of dishes.
Lonely Planet backpacker Megan McCormick ate a grass-cutter in her stay in Ghana.
by Dino March 11, 2005
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Turd Cutter

A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.
"She has a nice little turd cutter".
by Pistonthighs January 6, 2011
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Wiffie Cutter

a match used to neutralise the stink of a well laden fart
dude that reeks spark a wiffie cutter
by renbeer July 9, 2006
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Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
by The Circle April 6, 2005
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cutter

From the movie "Breaking Away" (1979), about a teenager named Dave who loves bike racing and dreams about racing the Italians someday.

In the movie the term is used by college students to describe other teenagers who do not attend the college--or any schooling, for that matter.
Mike: They're gonna keep callin' us "cutters." To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin' else I never got a chance to be.
by AWAss November 23, 2006
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