Custamate

To personalize an object.

I'm finna custamate my phone.

by rudelttlebtch March 15, 2010

customer

Somebody who buys narcotics from a drug dealer. Opposite of a hustler.

"Im a Hustla’s Hustla, A Pusher’s Pusher
You a busta, a customer, I get you some cook"
-Fat Joe

by zachnnn July 20, 2008

US Customary Units

An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.

"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"

by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020

local customs

The specific habits of a particular job, office, or place of work.

You have to know what the core elements of the job are and what are the local customs.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

Exigent Customs

Demanding attention by physical appearence.

Exigent Customs had a honda that was sick and everyone liked the paint job.

by Team EC November 14, 2006

cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living

my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

customessage

Custom message; personalised message entered according to and in accordance with pre-designed fonts and specifications.

Enter a customessage in desrired designed range.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009