Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

custy

this is one of those Phishkid parkinglot terms to label all the preps that come to shows because 'word on the street is hippies have all the crazy good drugs' but they are not really feelin the music.

"Man, I didn't know all the custy kids were down with Rusted Root these days, it must be because there is no more phishlot."

by Phrani May 13, 2005

custy

(adj.) Dirty, possibly skanky, almost hobo-like. Characterized by poor personal hygiene or sexual laxness. A custy person will often stoop to any act of debasement in exchange for money, food, drugs, or other superficial rewards.

(n.) A person who is custy (see above).

"She didn't even know the guy and she gave him a rimjob? That's custy."

"Did you see that custy? She offered to suck me for half a gram of shitty weed!"

"Ew, don't touch me, you custy freak."

by Duckburner May 24, 2005

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

Crustychum

A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.

John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010