Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

Crunch Snap

A term you use in a poetry class

Crunch snap that was a great poem

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Crunckle

The sound of something being squashed or crumbled.

The paper made a crunckle sound.

by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022

crunette

That word that you make when the tik tok video tells you to switch b with c so it turns brunette into crunette (it’s not a word)

Imagine having a petite crunette that doesn’t wear blothes around the house

by Lettuce 🥬 July 8, 2023

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 29, 2007