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Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).
"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"
by Momochki1 June 27, 2020
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brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.
My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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Cartel crumbs

I wasted all my money on cartel crumbs again… damn.
by Brop boy January 1, 2022
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Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.
Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.
by Goukuh January 20, 2020
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brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing
Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.
by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016
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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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