crucial

You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'

That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.

They drink 40's better than you.

They probably look better than you.

They are way funnier than you.

They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.

Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.

They get very party.

They get awesome.

And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.

Crucial.

That party was lame until those crucial dudes showed up. Wow! I want to be like them!

by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

crucka

an african american person that shows signs of being a cracker.

"hey, that nucka's gonna kick that crucka's ass after school!

by northside boys October 2, 2003

CRUCIFYKEVIN

the AIM SN of kevin..

CRUCIFYKEVIN: hitler says hi

by CRUCIFIED FABRICATION October 4, 2003

crucianality

For something to be crucial, it must have crucianality

Mark - "Pete i don't think that bolt has to be there"
Pete - "Oh yeah crucianality boys, crucianality"

by Marky S. August 22, 2008

Cruchin

To go very slowly

dude the car in front of us is totally cruchin it

by SJC1234 September 21, 2010

Crucial 6

Term often used between multiple partners to alert the individual of an attack from the rear usually pertaining to a zombie outbreak.

Todd: "I'm doin' so awesome, nothin' can stop us now!!"
Jack: "TODD!! Check your crucial 6!!"

Todd: " Thanks man, that zombie almost mounted me from behind!!"

by Gnomerer December 21, 2010

Cruckbubble

The act of coughing a mucusy bubble of snot, which then exits ones mouth in the form of a bubble.

Are you sick? You seem to have a lot of cruckbubble right now.

Dude, you totally just crucked a bubble right onto my face.

Here, hand the EasyCheese to cruckbubble in the front seat.

by creepshows November 17, 2011