crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

by kitkat132 May 10, 2021

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

Crisp Ice

Crispy drink. Crisp ice is the most amazing sparkling water you can ever get. Especially Strawberry Lemonade. It is enhanced to make you sexually active. Your friend with benefits will thank Crisp Ice.

We are going to get Crisp Ice all the damn time sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ooffffff!!!!! This is the Stuff broskiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ms.JuicyTinkles February 27, 2019

Crisp

Anything that looks good and clean. Usually nothing but the best from the best.

Damn bro that butt job is crisp.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.

That movie is the crisps!

by Stumpy January 5, 2004

soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025