cripped

TO STAY ON A WATCH-OUT FOR BOGUS PEOPLE.

TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT'S REAL AND FAKE.
OR BETWEEN WHO'S REAL OR FAKE.
TO BE OBSERVANT AND CAREFUL.

I STAY CRIPPED TONIGHT.

by BO$$Y January 25, 2010

cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

cripalettes

A female member of the crip gang.

"Call up some cripalettes, time to put in work."

by Uzzi 2 November 2, 2007

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.

What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!

by poostainD June 29, 2011