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Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you
Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike
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tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
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Cramp

no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by

if you wake up wrong

if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes
Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure

Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK

Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps
She had pre cramps
by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017
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