cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

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coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

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Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

by Infernalboi November 1, 2018

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Rotten Cotton

Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.

I want to fuck that rotten cotton.

Yeah, let's just say I like my cotton to be rotten!

by VampireAlex October 1, 2019

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Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

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