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Gavin Cotton

A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.
"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."
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Dick cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq
by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017
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cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.
bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022
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Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out
Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
by Infernalboi November 1, 2018
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Rotten Cotton

Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.
I want to fuck that rotten cotton.

Yeah, let's just say I like my cotton to be rotten!
by VampireAlex October 1, 2019
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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.
by Mislbays June 2, 2016
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Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded
by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023
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