catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Catching mellows

A surfers way of saying" relaxing ".

Yeah bro I was totally catching mellows yesterday.

by thatmixedkidmatt March 4, 2015

catching cash registers

Getting lots of money

Man, my nigga, we out here catching cash registers.

by iLikeSpoiledMilk October 6, 2015

Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

cutching

Relaxing / stoning (smokin weed) surrounded by loud Bob Marley or Ky Mani or other Jamaican tunes,

It is a term usually used by stoners, so you little sober shits, FUCK OFF LITTLE WHITEBOY

Me n ma nigga were cutching to a good old Jammin'' before
DAYUM

by Ma wigga April 28, 2016