Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.

Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...

by Cooter dookie June 16, 2013

Cooter fluter

Someone who excels in the art of cunnilingus. One who has true oral artistry. A person that creates “beautiful music” while performing oral sex on a woman.

He was a true cooter fluter, and he had my pussy whistling Dixie all night long.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 15, 2020

Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.

You are such a cooter pooter!

by Shittle Bits December 6, 2018

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009

cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

by Jbalright August 13, 2018

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011