Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)
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An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.
Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.
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Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss
Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss
Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
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Castlemaine (XXXX)
Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)
Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager
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Get the Combing The Desert mug.Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.
Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
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